ME and SNOOP talking bout okcupid (douchery ensues)

iceeman@nospam.com (ChungFu) — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 21:04:04 -0400

^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: wow I'm a dick, I got some chick all hot and bothered and then I logged
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: who
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: some random in michigan
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: pics?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: tried
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: it was a man
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: no, if it were I wouldnt have stopped
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: http://k1.cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/16/150x150/558x800/98x21/504x426/0/6433369176804930739.jpeg
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: shes hot, but yeah, far away, and I wanted to play my game.. so.... yeah
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: not bad
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i dont like the whole cheek piercing though
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: are you trolling again on okcupid or you looking for some loving
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: yeah, the cheek piercing is kind of attention whorish
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: nah, just looking for people to talk to
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: why?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: am i not enough
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: well to be honest, you have a penis
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: haha
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: this guy right here
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: how is okcupid? you like it?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: its not bad, you find some interesting peoples
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: not gonna lie, a couple have wanted my dick
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: would you give it to them though
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I didnt, no
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i said would you
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: not if you did
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^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i should grab some of these lil biddies
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: yeah, theres plenty
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: arent they all messed up though
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hey imma use your pic, so i can troll as you
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wait i can look for friends on here to?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: man what a bonus
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: god
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i can get me a lil 5 ft lil crew so i can feel tall
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: wait whut? no faggot, not all of them are messed up lmao
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: stereotypical bastard, god, thats my job
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: HHEY GUY
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: dont hate cause you didnt think of it first
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I prefer the messed up ones really
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol my name is gonna be thickasianman
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: like, its a huge gamble for the most part, but its still pretty fun
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: what you mean a huge gamble?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: cause the messed up ones can turn on you at any given moment? its a bi polar thing I think
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahahaha thats horrible
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: or you could use Chunginyomouf
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahahahaha
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: jizzinyomouf
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: or, or... just stick to secretasianman... the ladies will love it
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i tried to
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: someone already took it
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: what a faggot
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: man some of these girls are BUSTED
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: and some of them actually like sex
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: weird I know
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: well all girls get the dick
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: not all of them are rape victims
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahaha
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: man i know a lot of hot girls that got raped as kid
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: their super fucked in the head
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HoneyB69/pictures kinda actually looks cute but a cake face though
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I kind of hate those ones really... cause then they use the whole rape experience as a crutch for everything wrong with their life
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: well they dont, but in terms of their relationships you can see how insecure/obssessive they are
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: IT STILL HURTS 40 YEARS LATER
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: WAAAHHHH
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'm a dick, I know
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yea
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: are you stlil in vent
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: and yeah, that ones not bad, I do find it funny how all the ones into sex are bi
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: you'll pretty much notice a lot of that
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: did you read her profile or something cause i didnt
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: it says under her picture
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: shes a total muff diving cock rider
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: omg
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: you made me read some of her profile
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and it made me want to /wrists
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: dont you hate that?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: rinking water that donates proceeds to less fortunate countries is just so heartwarming and noble.
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: WHATEVER FUCK EVER YOU DAM DIRTY LIAR
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: Helping others get through their emotion strife. It's so important to have someone listen, and I truly believe that one day I'll find a person that will both listen and understand me too.
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: its like they put cheese on there so people dont think their a slut
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOLOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and god so many fucking cake faces
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: the cute ones are cake faces, so i know that its not the same when they take it off
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'm a slut, just a misunderstood slut
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and then the rest are ugly
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: im just a nice guy with a hint of douche
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: funny enough, thats all you need to say
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: what you mean by thtat jerk
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Ninja_Katt?cf=regular looks snoop, its your ninja
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: as in like, thats all you need to say and the chicks will be all like OMG LOOK AN ASIAN, SO HOT
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: and.... no? lolol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fuck bro
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: girls cant handle this shit
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: just dude... dont tell them your korean, say your chinese
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: their like so MUCH ASIAN I CANT HANDLE YOUR TREE STUMP
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: why the fuck would i want to chinese?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: to be*
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: because chinese are a step up on the social ladder
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: how are they a step up? we got nukes motha fucka
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and kim jong ill is ronery so you'd better watch out for his stroking his nuke
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: they have our economy in their hands lol
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I think the only reason they dont crush us is because of the allies we have, we MAY actually have a chance at winning that war
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: man they'd just lift the ban on kids
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and they'd populate the world
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: it'd be over
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: we need to put a ban on the beaners
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: god damn
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: too much brown runnin around
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I mean at least asians are smart
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: we only need so many berry pickers
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahahahaha its ok their like a clown car, they dont take much space
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: bullshit! if you kill 2 beaners, you've stopped beaner progression by 25
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: thats just 2!
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: if you kill 2, 50 more come cause their family jumps over for the funeral
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: EXACTLY
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I almost want to move to arizona, just so I can be a spotter, "um, yeah, 911? my emergency is that I think I may have spotted an illegal immigrant, you guys should probably come to izzy's and check it out
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: there he is over there, washing dishes
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: man your not gonna be able to take 2 steps
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: you'd walk into a mexican restaurant and call 911
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I probably would too
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: you'd walk into tacobell and do the same shit
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: "yes, I'm standing in Rosalita's, I see at least a dozen who may or may not have ID's"
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cultivatedpiran?cf=regular LOLOL this was in my seart for girls who like guys 18-28
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wow such a feminine female
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: you know you'd prolly be calling a mexican
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL, you sir got trolled
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and they'll be like yeaaaa man we know essay
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: man bitches be using bright or dark or tiny ass blurry pics
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: very missleading
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/zuritheegreat?cf=regular HAHAHAHA ITS FUCKING KENAN FROM KENAN AND KEIL or however it was spelt
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: feel like i should be like welcome to good burger
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOLOLOL
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: holy shit
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: YEAH I KNOW RIGHT
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I found the female nev
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/alexis_danielle?cf=regular
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahaha put it in the thread
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: ok... lol...
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I have a thing for bi men with piercings, tattoos, who are a bit fem, and have a good heart.
-I've thought very seriously about gender reassignment surgery.
-I've done things I regret.
-I'm afraid of black men. <- not in a racist way, they just intimidate me.
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: LOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: who the fuck said that
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Allilli?cf=regular
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: and.... heres the winner
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: RAWR
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: god she wrote a mother fucking book
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: well look at her man, what do you expect lol
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: nothin better to do
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: bro shes like the i can get low to the ground chick
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/drexelgirl/pictures what?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fierce
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL, you should respond.... I may not be one of a kind... but I'm one hell of an asian
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahahahaha you fucking would say something like that
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: my ducksauce is better than the rest
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i got the cream filling thats irresistable in a twinky
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: ages 22 to 46? jesus fuck, no, shes a cunt lmao
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: why would she be a cunt?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: cause im not 22?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i said she looks good
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: one of like 3, 3, 3, 3, that ive seen in 24 pages worth
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: so many beats
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: when a chick is looking for someone over twice their age, it means they want money, and lots of it lol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahahahaha
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: it says friendship
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: bro
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/xxhiscarebearxx?cf=regular UGGGGGHHHH BRO< thats all you
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: oh sweet jesus... open your eyes! well, at least make it appear that your opening your eyes
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i know i was just fucking with you, shes was a ex cheerleader DUH
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: god damn, you have some pretty mean bitches out in your neck
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: out in my neck? shit you wanna finish that statement. SHCUKS CLETUS THE PIG GOT OUT AGAIN
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL, thats south asshole, oregon is west, very west
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: SHUT UP NO ONE CARES
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: HAHAHAHAHAHA
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: do I smell jealousy? YES, YES I DOES
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: GOD
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I always found this chicks name funny
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i wish i lived out in oregon so i can do trip dutch rudders
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/doublebutthole?cf=regular
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yeah for real
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: who the fuck says that
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: stuck in a body of a doughnut maker? more like a fucking giant donut
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: looooool
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wow shes a big nerd
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and shes even trying to climb out the window using tied sheets
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lil does she know that when she tries to use it she'll fall to her death cause shes too heavy
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: check this shit out dude, I'm 94% match, 94% friend, 1% enemy with an israeli
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/limonana
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: WTF i need to live in virginia
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: oh the irony
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: oh yea budday
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: id hit it
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I would too actually
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lol
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: as long as she didnt talk
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: I put The 'Doh' in Sudoku but really?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yea she needs to stop talking
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and thinking
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: I'm a student at the Hebrew University. I'm not so sure about my future. Sometimes I get really depressed and want to live a completely different life. Some day I might actually do it.
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf bro
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: whats up with these girls
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: thats what they make duct tape and rope for bra
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf shes retarded
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: im really good at doing cartwheels on the beach...
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: what is she doing out of the kitchen
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I dont know, all I know is shes not makin me a damn sammich like it was told
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: she prolly talk to your ass in hebrew and be like shit its not kosher, and yeah i mixed 2 diff things
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: but i dont fucking care hahahahaha
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fuck your making me act like a stupid douche right now
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lol...........
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: hahahaha
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/iamthegreateste?cf=regular LOL what a awesome female right?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: oh yeah fuck.. I need to head to the basement real quick
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: and lol, you should hit it
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: what you going to the basement for? is it time to walk the chained kid?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: time to get shit out of the dryer, lol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: oooh cleaning up the mess we made last night? i knew it was gonna happen when you were like im constipated so lets loosen it up!
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and yea, wtf all the cuter ones are like bi
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: ok, heres the deal.... tub girl, that was your people... nuff said
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wait how as tub girl my people
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: 2 girls 1 cup, is your shit
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/alastor272/pictures god whats up with THESE MEN
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOOOOOOOOOL
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I bet when bubba hooks up with that shit, he gon' be pissed when he finds another bubba
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/othlsfan/pictures legit
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hell yeah
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fuck man, prolly friends with the sex change chick
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: shit i apparently need to hit up that mama, she makes 70g's
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: wow, 5'7, not bad
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: SUGA MOMMA IMMA COMING
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: 70-80*
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yeah my hieght lol
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: how tall are you little man?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i said my height dumb fucker
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: it means im 5'7
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahahaha
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: AND WTF, SHES LOOKING FOR AGES 22-46 TOO
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: fucking flu shot man
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: ?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: and oh, your.. lol, your short and have a little penis and I hate my life
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i hate when you sum up my life in one sentence
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: its not little dammit
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: its a tree stump
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lmao
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'm like... 5'10 or so, kinda average
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: w/e slut
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'd rather not be a giant mother fucker ya know, not when bitches are 5'1 and shit
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahaha man
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'd rather not have a crink in my neck just from havin to look down at the bitch
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: my german uncle is like 6'6 and my aunt is like 5'2
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^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/cuterachel/pictures oooh
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: have fun with that uptight skank lol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: im not talking to anyone of those
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: im just seeing if theres potentials
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: talk to them all dude
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: or i guess i should talk to a bunch cause i ronery
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: your sam, go for it
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: imma put my real picture like you, champ
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: dude why the fuck are there guys in the female section
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I found a good trolling pic
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/Umbrax3/carrot_top_buff3.jpg
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yeah, you and eyeliner
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/samita_jo_jo/pictures wow screams im easy
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL, no, just screams bisexual hahahaha
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: of course
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/demjen209?cf=regular BWHAHAHAHA SHE WOULD HAVE A PIC OF HER EATING AS HER MAIN PIC
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fat ass
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOOOOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/HeatherMarie443?cf=regular yeaaa.... why the fuck make your main profile pic that pic, having a pic of your baby after you just birthed it
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: waddda fuck
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: some bitches like their babies
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yea but for real? thats ridiculous
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: id punch it, and she'd be like yum. heres some baby back baby back baby back ribs and bbq sauce
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Tigrapix2?cf=regular OH GOD< WHAT THE FUCK, thats THE UGGLIEST SHIT EVA
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: HOLY FUCK, IT LOOKS LIKE SHAWN
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahaha ouch brro
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'm gonna shit myself hard from all these strawberries... fuck
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: stop eating half assed ripe strawberries dumbass
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I CANT STOP
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: they're srsly so fucking good that I cant stop
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: thats what she said
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: fuck your duck sauce
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yeah, ill use it as anal lube
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'm gonna play a facebook game LOL
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOOK HOW FUN I AM
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: OH NOES! NOT THE FB GAMES! YOUR SUPER SO AMAZING CAP"N AMAZING
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: ok, i just fucking finished all the pages
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: in my area
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: only like 5 cute girls
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: .......
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: change your filter, faggot
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: girls who like guys, 18-28, within 100 miles, online in the last decade, have a foto, are single
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: um
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i dont htink theres much else i can check
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: 125 miles?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: DO IT
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: waste of time
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and i dont wanna go through that many pages
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: again
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lol, lower your standards
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: you know you wanna hit an it that resembles shawn
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: id have to dip my penis in some acid or something to feel clean after that
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and thats not the plan
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: what if it had a really, sexy voice
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: no
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i cant even make a joke bout her, shes just that ugly
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yea cause i dont want to ever be linked to that, and i say fucked up shit
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: so thats bad
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: knowing your luck, you'd knock that shit up
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: you'd be pushin that shit down the stairs on "accident" so many times man
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fuck using the stairs
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: id punch it in the stomach and laugh like MWHAHAHAHA
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lmao, you'd drink the fetus
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: no thats just nasty fluid from her
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: im legit filling this shit out
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i like how an option is sex
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: "casual sex"
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: yeah
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: almost everyone that adds that is bi
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: or fat
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: or a dude
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: you would look at the dudes
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: rarely ever will you find the hot chick that openly admits to being a whoreface
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: true story
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: but iknow some that talk like dudes
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fuck
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: like i was getting head for an hour and i got my nut off and then i peaced
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf
…….
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: im writing homo shit for my profile
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: its not some gay night raid game
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: and gonna post my real pic like you champ
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: you should
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: and I am a champ
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: champ of riding dick
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: with reeses in his back pocket
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: was wondering why there was brown stuff ride under my stomach
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: explains that chocolately taste when i tried it
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: loool
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: silly guy
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: your not a tard.... get the fuck up off mah reeses
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: NO, its on my boday now, you have to lick it off
……
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol i said im really good at lisetner/retard
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahaha
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lolol?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: haha i should prolly take some of this shit off
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol im adding calculator abacus to things i could never do without
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: whats another word for calculator
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: ummmmm
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: they wont get this one
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: Pascaline
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: um even i didnt know that
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I didnt either
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: google mother fucker
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: ah
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol now im just clowning
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: the six things i could never do without
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: pocket protector, steve urkel glasses, calculator, abacus, Pascaline, suspenders
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: your a whore
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lololol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: how is tha tbeing a whore
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fuck
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I DIDNT SAY I DIDNT LIKE IT
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: BITCH
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: LOOK SLUT
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: I CANT READ BITCHESES MINDESES
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: apparently you arent a sparkly gay vampire boy lol
….
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol answered yes to the weed question
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: thats so retarded
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: yeah, most of the questions on there are stupid
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I think I actually wrote one once
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: Are you looking for a partner to have children with?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf bro
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I dont think it saved it though, I dont remember it
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: serious?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: seriously*
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: you prolly wrote something stupid
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: like have you ever had sex witha retard?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: it was a troll question, about nazis
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: and no.. fag... I devoted an entire thread to that... not just a simple question
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: get it right, GOD
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: Do you generally smile at little kids who cross your path? * Only if no one is looking
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf is with that answer
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: LOLOLOLOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: are they straight asking for pedophiles to come out the dam fucking closet
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: wow
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lol!
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: that is pro
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'm going to cry lol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahaha
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: you didnt see that one before?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: no!
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lol
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: Which is bigger?

* 1 Q The earth
* 2 W The sun
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf man
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: if they answer the earth imma drop em like a bad habit
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'd answer an elephant
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: WTF does this shit have to do with anything man
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: these questoins sound like your answering a profile for the FBI
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: umadbro?
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^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: To you, is abortion an option in case of an unwanted accidental pregnancy?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wow i guess thats a big answer for the people looking to fuck
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: just incase they fuck up
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: its good to know haha
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I'd wanna know if my girl wasnt some uptight christian bitch, NO, GOD WANTS US TO HAVE THIS BABY, or, NO, I NEED THIS BABY AND I NEED YOUR CHILD SUPPORT MONEY
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: its not an unwanted baby now is it
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: she wants it for child support
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fuck up
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: read better
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: but EYE dont want it
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: see
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: unwanted
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: your retarded
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: your so bad dude
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: y
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: because I totally found an epic dagger and in one more lvl I can use it and I'm going to rape with it
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: oh baby not that dagger in my ass again
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: * Which is worse: starving children or abused animals?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: * Starving children.
* 2 W Abused animals.
* 3 E Neither, both are good.
* 4 R Neither, they are equally bad.
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol at option 3
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: looool
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: Would you consider connecting with someone whose relationship status is 'seeing someone' or 'married'?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: why
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: why are you already trying to get me into trouble
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lmao...
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: no shit
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: When is suicide okay?

* 1 Q Always.
* 2 W In special cases, such as to prevent suffering.
* 3 E Never.
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf bro
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: this shit is retarded
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^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: how many questions are there
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: goddam
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: ive been answering questions for like an hour
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: theres a fuck load
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: god this shit is retarded
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I blame it on the female population
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: like when do you even ask half these questoins
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: bitches do
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: some of these questions are random
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: like taht suicide one
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wtf
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: Imagine you begin dating someone you like, which of the following things would you prefer happen first?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: man they really do want to incriminate me
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lol? is one of the answers "play duck duck goose"?
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: wake up together, sex, or say i love you
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: thats it?
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: yeah, that question was written by an insecure rape victim
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: i said wake up, cause im not tryna incriminate myself
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: but i wrote i want all 3 in the comment lol
….
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: well i wanna cuddle with you snoopy poopy
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: lol
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: everyone does
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: haha cocky shit
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: lmao
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: Would it bother you if you were sleeping and your lover started fondling you to initiate sex?

* 1 Q Yes, this is never acceptable.
* 2 W No, I am always ready to wake up for some action.
* 3 E It might be ok, depending on the circumstances.
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: who the fuck would say no
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: you goddam retard
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: er i mean the yes this is never acceptable
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: fuck that, I answered 2
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: yea i answered 2
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: my dick is everready
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: again, that was written by a SURPRISE buttseckts rape victim
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: is there an end to these
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: or am i answering for no reason
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: probably not, your just simply improving your match percentages with other people
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: its useful, sorta
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: You should message me if you're single, cute, and clever confidence is great too if you begin a conversation with me similar to "what yo myspace is," "hey yo girl i just nutted in yo mouf," or "hey sexy, hot bod" i will most likely NOT respond to you; if you can't think of something more creative,...
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: LOL
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: she sounds like a fun tight wad
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: looool
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{: I think she has something against N
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: hahahahahaa
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: fuckin true
^0}{^2SecretAsianMan^0}{: chink N
^8}{^2MudholeStomper^8}{ is now Offline.

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